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while it may seem ironic, we now accept most major credit cards through Verisign's secure server!

HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!!!

Enter your order and shipping info into this form. This form is smart, see - it'll calculate the total amount you need to send us, INCLUDING the cost of shipping, handling, and sales tax (California residents only). You'll be asked to confirm your order on the next screen.

I think I've covered most of the information you'll need in the popups here - if there's a link and you've got a question, just click on it and you'll hopefully get your answer. If you've got any other questions or problems with the ordering process, please email Candace, my Customer Care ace, at candace@unamerican.com. And above all, THANK YOU for keeping this project alive!

!!!srini

T-SHIRTS

shipping:
$4 for the first shirt/mug,
$2 for each one thereafter

100% Cotton Heavyweight Shirts - Only $15 each!!!

Check it out, we've got FOUR NEW DESIGNS and all of our shirts are now available in MEDIUMS!!! Yowza!!! And "keep music evil" and "fuck with me" are FINALLY in stock!

ENTER HOW MANY OF EACH ITEM YOU WANT INTO THE FIELDS

  NEW!!! RED STAR HOODIES!!! they're awesome!
just $30, in size large, and they're SCHWEEEET...
M L XL   M L XL
bomb the mall nature is pissed
fuck school not for sale
Fuck with me, and I will
saw off your legs.
set me free
fuck work sinner
fuck yeah, i'm weird talk is cheap
god is my DJ unamerican - red star XXL! ($18)
i am confused unamerican - white star
(now on sale for $10!!!)
i guess i was punk once. wage-slave
jesus hates me we're doomed
join us whitey will pay
keep music evil your ad here

 

STICKERS
(SERIES 1-5)

shipping:
FREE if you order a shirt/mug or
$1 for all the stickers or pins you want to order! i

accept no substitutes! pure vinyl, baby - $1 each

What can I say? I LOVE STICKERS!!! As far as I'm concerned, they're the coolest medium this side of the Internet, and you don't need a bloody computer to dig 'em!!! And with over 400 designs, we've got something for everyone! And in case you want something we don't have, well hell, why not print your OWN damn slogan with us?

SERIES ONE-FIVE FUNPAK!!!! get all of these designs for $200!!!
all politicians lie
america eats its young
angry young & poor
animals are tasty
anti-fashion
are you important?
ask me about my pain
avoid the stupid
be not half-assed
bike and destroy
bored
born to chill
boycott gen-x crap
break some laws
broke
california is overrated
call in sick
capitalism kills me
cheer up emo kid
children know everything
class war
coffee now dammit
combat the racist infrastructure*
conformist
confuse everyone
consider sobriety
cops smell funny
cult member
darn the gov't
defeated
destroy capitalism

destroy what bores you on sight

die MTV die
don't fear the reaper
don't get caught
don't let me fail
don't postpone joy
don't stop believing
dope smokin' moron
drop the attitude
drugs fuck you up
drugs help alot
drugs suck alot
end civilization
end the USA
estrogen power
everyone is a prostitute
fight fat phobia
focus dammit
freak pride
fuck all prejudice
fuck censorship
fuck cigarettes
fuck decaf
fuck fast food
fuck school
fuck shit up
fuck slogans
fuck the right
fuck work
fuck yeah i'm weird
fuck your lame ads
fugazify yourself
go back to your suburb
go corporate
god is obsolete
godless commie scum
go fucking pray
gotta love hotties
graffiti makes sense
heal you fuckers
hedonism now!
hug a revolutionary
i am a bad ass
i am confused
i don't do "techno"
i hate computers
i hate the rich
i know i'm right
i'm fucking metal
i'm in scenester hell
i'm killing the Earth!
i'm so fucking beautiful
impeach 'em all
inherit the earth
i represent GOD you fuck
i still believe
i worship satan ha ha
jesus hates me
jesus just left
jesus was way cool
just be pure
keep music evil
kids love satan
laugh at assholes
legalize yourself
life isn't fair
Linux is the shit
listen to Black Sabbath
live free or die
live the chaos
louder than god
make it stop
make love not work
make yuppies suffer
marijuana heals
marxists get crazy laid
maybe partying will help
mcdonalds isn't food
meat is gross
microsoft-free
microsoft must die
minimize bad things
my boss is a jerk
my dad's a cop too, couldja let me go now?
my job sucks ass
my macintosh rules
my parents are nuts
my world is cold and without hope
nature is pissed
no more bullshit
not of this earth
orgasms are good
overthrow that shit
people are miracles
people before profit
pigs shouldn't rule
pigs vs. people
politics are boring
pornography needs you
potheads against drugs
poverty sucks
punk rock girl
quit being passive
race mixing is cool
racism is typical
read banned books
reagan was worse
reboot america
revolution
scare the square
seize liberty
self-employed
sex toys rock
shhhhhh. listen.
show me the way
shut up and dance
shut up hippy
sinner
smash the state
so fucking deep
so many feelings
some cops suck
stop faking it
stop living like veal
stop spamming me
survive somehow
take things from work
tax the rich
television loves me
the end is near
the system's fucked
this cubicle is so fucking small
This is a nation of whores.