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while it may seem ironic, we now accept most major credit cards!

HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!!!

Enter your order and shipping info into this form. This form is smart, see - it'll calculate the total amount you need to send us, INCLUDING the cost of shipping and sales tax (California residents only). You'll be asked to confirm your order on the next screen.

Your order will go out about a week after we get your card info or payment. Eric and Anna and I have it down to a science, and we are totally thankful for your order and will treat it with the urgency it deserves.

I think I've covered most of the information you'll need in the popups here - if there's a link and you've got a question, just click on it and you'll hopefully get your answer. If you've got any other questions or problems with the ordering process, please email me, !!!srini. And above all, THANK YOU for helping me keep this project alive!

!!!srini

T-SHIRTS

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100% Cotton Heavyweight Shirts - Only $15 each!!!

Check it out, we've got THREE NEW DESIGNS and some of 'em are even available in MEDIUMS!!! Yowza!!! Also, they now all sport the Unamerican flag logo on the back side - BONUS!!!

M L XL   M L XL
i am confused wage-slave
i guess i was punk once. we're doomed
not for sale whitey will pay
set me free your ad here
unamerican  

 

STICKERS

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accept no substitutes! pure vinyl, baby - $1 each

What can I say? I LOVE STICKERS!!! As far as I'm concerned, they're the coolest medum this side of the Internet, and you don't need a bloody computer to dig 'em!!! And with over 300 designs, we've got something for everyone! And in case you want something we don't have, well hell, why not print your OWN damn slogan with us?

all politicians lie
america eats its young*
angry young & poor
animals are tasty
anti-fashion
are you important?
ask me about my pain*
avoid the stupid
be not half-assed
bike and destroy
bored
born to chill
boycott gen-x crap
break some laws
broke*
california is overrated*
call in sick
capitalism kills me
cheer up emo kid
children know everything*
class war
clean people suck
coffee now dammit
combat the racist infrastructure*
conformist
confuse everyone
consider sobriety
cops smell funny
cult member
darn the gov't
defeated
destroy capitalism

destroy what bores you on sight*

die MTV die
die yuppie scum
don't fear the reaper*
don't get caught
don't let me fail
don't postpone joy
don't stop believing*
drop the attitude
drugs suck alot
end civilization
end the USA
estrogen power
everyone is a prostitute
fight fat phobia
focus dammit
freak pride
fugazify yourself
get a job junkie
goat-boy*
go back to your suburb*
go corporate
godless commie scum
gotta love hotties
graffiti makes sense
hedonism now!
hipster take a stand
homosexuality is fun
hug a revolutionary*
i am a bad ass
i am confused*
i don't do "techno"
i hate computers
i hate the rich
i know i'm right
i'm in scenester hell
i'm killing the Earth!*
impeach 'em all
inherit the earth
i still believe
jesus was way cool
just be pure
legalize yourself
life isn't fair
listen to Black Sabbath*
live free or die
live the chaos
louder than god
make it stop
make love not work
make yuppies suffer
maybe partying will help*
mcdonalds isn't food
meat is gross
microsoft-free
microsoft must die
minimize bad things
my boss is a jerk
my dad's a cop too, couldja let me go now?*
my job sucks ass
my macintosh rules
my parents are nuts
my world is cold and without hope*
nature is pissed
no change sorry
not of this earth
orgasms are good
people are miracles
people before profit
pigs shouldn't rule
pigs vs. people
politics are boring
poverty sucks
punk rock girl
quit being passive
race mixing is cool
racism is typical
read banned books
reagan was worse
reboot america
revolution
scare the square
seize liberty
self-employed
sex toys rock
Sex with you would suck.*
shhhhhh. listen.
show me the way
shut up and dance
shut up hippy
smash the state
so many feelings
somebody fix MUNI
some cops suck
stamp out reality
stop faking it
stop living like veal
stop spamming me
survive somehow
take things from work
take your clothes off
tax the rich
television loves me
the end is near
This is a nation of whores.*
this is freedom?
this town kills its kids*
tip you bastards
t.v. casualty
twentynothing
unamerican (huge long design)*
unamerican (star design)*
understand*
unemployable
unity*
unleash infinity
use the force
wage-slave*
warm the globe
weirdos unite
we're doomed
we're not dumb
what's stopping you?
whitey will pay
whoa trip out dude
Whose future is it, anyway?*
why does school suck?
why obey morons?
Windows will crash
women take over
women will rise
yoda loves me*
You LIVE in that head?*
you're a sexist
you're bisexual
you're all sheep
you're my religion
Your whole system sucks!*

one inch diameter nuggets of Truth - just $1!!!

They're buttons. You wear 'em. People notice 'em. People subsequently notice YOU. You will either make friends or enemies, depending on the designs you choose and the situation. This is "situationist art" at its finest (or leastwise, at its cheapest)!!! Stock up today!!!

AAAA! Let me out! C'mon! AAAIII! AAA! Help! Can anybody hear me? bad sex sucks bored broke end civilization
freak pride freak pride hug a revolutionary i hate computers i'm in scenester hell
my dad's a cop too, couldja let me go now my world is cold and without hope ooh! ooh! can I be PUNK too? Please? poverty sucks punk rock girl
reboot america shut up hippy the end is near "THEY" own my ass tip you bastards
unamerican (flag - in color!) wage slave whitey will pay you're all sheep
more pins to come VERY soon!

eleven ounces of ceramic bliss - $10 each

I could wax spiritual about the importance of paying tribute to the mighty Bean (hell, this page wouldn't exist without it!), but you know, folks, caffeine is a DRUG and don't let anyone tell you different. Might as well d