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T-SHIRTS see designs \| shipping rates	100% Cotton Heavyweight Shirts - Only $15 each!!! Check it out, we've got THREE NEW DESIGNS and some of 'em are even available in MEDIUMS!!! Yowza!!! Also, they now all sport the Unamerican flag logo on the back side - BONUS!!!

	M	L	XL		M	L	XL
i am confused				wage-slave
i guess i was punk once.				we're doomed
not for sale				whitey will pay
set me free				your ad here
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STICKERS

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accept no substitutes! pure vinyl, baby - $1 each

What can I say? I LOVE STICKERS!!! As far as I'm concerned, they're the coolest medum this side of the Internet, and you don't need a bloody computer to dig 'em!!! And with over 300 designs, we've got something for everyone! And in case you want something we don't have, well hell, why not print your OWN damn slogan with us?

adults are dumb	all politicians lie	america eats its young*
american waste	angry young & poor	animals are tasty
annoy the boring	anti-fashion	are you important?
arm the homeless	ask me about my pain*	avoid the stupid
bad sex sucks	be not half-assed	bike and destroy
bored	born to chill	boycott gen-x crap
boy does high school ever suck*	break some laws	broke*

california is overrated*	call in sick	capitalism kills me
cheer up emo kid	children know everything*	class war
clean people suck	coffee now dammit	combat the racist infrastructure*
conformist	confuse everyone	consider sobriety
cops smell funny	cult member	darn the gov't
defeated	destroy capitalism	destroy what bores you on sight*
die MTV die	die yuppie scum	don't fear the reaper*
don't get caught	don't let me fail	don't postpone joy
don't stop believing*	drop the attitude	drugs suck alot

end civilization	end the USA	estrogen power
everyone is a prostitute	fight fat phobia	focus dammit
freak pride	fugazify yourself	get a job junkie
gimme gimme food stamps	goat-boy*	go back to your suburb*
go beyond comfort	go corporate	godless commie scum
go work on your website	gotta love hotties	graffiti makes sense
groove matters	hedonism now!	henna is for wusses

hipster take a stand	homosexuality is fun	hook me up baby
hug a revolutionary*	i am a bad ass	i am a poseur
i am an anarchist	i am confused*	i don't do "techno"
i guess i was punk once*	i hate computers	i hate the rich
i know i'm right	i'm in scenester hell	i'm killing the Earth!*
impeach 'em all	inherit the earth	i still believe
jesus was way cool	just be pure	legalize yourself
life isn't fair	listen to Black Sabbath*	live free or die
live the chaos	louder than god	make it stop

	make love not work		make yuppies suffer		maybe partying will help*
	mcdonalds isn't food		meat is gross		microsoft-free

microsoft must die	minimize bad things	my boss is a jerk
my dad's a cop too, couldja let me go now?*	my job sucks ass	my macintosh rules
my parents are nuts	my world is cold and without hope*	nature is pissed
no change sorry	not of this earth	orgasms are good
people are miracles	people before profit	pigs shouldn't rule
pigs vs. people	politics are boring	poverty sucks

punk rock girl	quit being passive	race mixing is cool
racism is typical	read banned books	reagan was worse
reboot america	revolution	scare the square
seize liberty	self-employed	sex toys rock
Sex with you would suck.*	shhhhhh. listen.	show me the way
shut up and dance	shut up hippy	smash the state

so many feelings	somebody fix MUNI	some cops suck
stamp out reality	stop faking it	stop living like veal
stop spamming me	survive somehow	take things from work
take your clothes off	tax the rich	television loves me
the end is near	This is a nation of whores.*	this is freedom?
this isn't me	this town kills its kids*	tip you bastards

t.v. casualty	twentynothing	unamerican (huge long design)*
unamerican (star design)*	understand*	unemployable
unity*	unleash infinity	use the force
wage-slave*	warm the globe	weirdos unite
we're doomed	we're not dumb	what's stopping you?
whitey will pay	whoa trip out dude	Whose future is it, anyway?*

why does school suck?	why obey morons?	Windows will crash
women take over	women will rise	yoda loves me*
You LIVE in that head?*	you're a sexist	you're bisexual
you're all sheep	you're my religion	Your whole system sucks!*

BUTTONS see all designs \| shipping rates		one inch diameter nuggets of Truth - just $1!!! They're buttons. You wear 'em. People notice 'em. People subsequently notice YOU. You will either make friends or enemies, depending on the designs you choose and the situation. This is "situationist art" at its finest (or leastwise, at its cheapest)!!! Stock up today!!!
	AAAA! Let me out! C'mon! AAAIII! AAA! Help! Can anybody hear me?	bad sex sucks	bored	broke		end civilization
	freak pride	freak pride	hug a revolutionary	i hate computers		i'm in scenester hell
	my dad's a cop too, couldja let me go now	my world is cold and without hope	ooh! ooh! can I be PUNK too? Please?	poverty sucks		punk rock girl
	reboot america	shut up hippy	the end is near	"THEY" own my ass		tip you bastards
	unamerican (flag - in color!)	wage slave	whitey will pay	you're all sheep	more pins to come VERY soon!

MUGS

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eleven ounces of ceramic bliss - $10 each

I could wax spiritual about the importance of paying tribute to the mighty Bean (hell, this page wouldn't exist without it!), but you know, folks, caffeine is a DRUG and don't let anyone tell you different. Might as well do it in style, though, hey? All I can say is I fixed myself a presspot around 7pm and it's 2am now... sure there'll be hell to pay, but my soul demands it!!!

MINTS (?!)		The folks behind Penguins are refugees from Wizards of The Coast (you know, the Pokemon and Magic Cards company) and they've stumbled on the greatest candy crash since Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! In my opinion, these tasty little objects are HOLY!!! They aren't supercaffeinated or nuthin' - maybe someday they'll roll out an extra strength version!!! and check this out - unlike Altoids they're vegan, and they taste totally awesome!!! Perfect for picnics, communion (they make wafers seem positively archaic), or to slake your thirst at the rave when they try to sell you a bottle of water for $5!
		PENGUIN CAFFEINATED MINTS - $5 each:

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