CUSTOM VINYL STICKERS?! HOLY SHIT!!!

Hey, okay!!! I'm here to talk about custom stickers HOO-HAH!!! Finally, I've figured out how to get custom stickers out to you guys with the quickness!!! I'm going to here define the process for getting custom stickers done with unamerican.com - cheap, easy, and even FAST!!!

Here is how it works. Fill out the form below. I will send you back an email confirming your order. Note - for custom stickers, I only accept credit cards or cash - no checks. And please read the red sidebar first - our process and prices have changed considerably, because I took a realistic look at how my time was misspent on custom stickers. Truth be told, I was taking WAY TOO LONG to get the custom stickers done because everybody's order was so damn different and i wasn't getting paid for the constant stream of custom work that took up all my time!

So anyway, I've structured the prices to be cheap cheap cheap if you deal exactly with my preferences ($25 for 100 stickers is an UNREAL deal) or get way expensive if you need them supercustomized (for instance, if you want a four-color sticker i can make that happen for $300). So without further adieu, read the information on the below and fill out the order form. Thank you for your order and for your patience with me as I figure out how to do custom stickers on the Internet right this time. :)

Disclaimer: I am sorry for the high cost of the add-on services - I am only one person and I need to discourage any of the work that the add-ons require me to do. Also, I can only accept payment via CREDIT CARD for custom stickers - my apologies.

$25 FOR 100 STICKERS IN

OR $200 FOR 1000

No racist, sexist, homophobic or otherwise lame stickers will be accepted. Print bullshit elsewhere, and leave me alone. And I draw the line where *I* draw the line - for instance, I am going to pretty much never accept a sticker that uses the word "BITCH".

stickers are approximately 9 square inches (i choose the dimensions), text only, black and white only, and unbranded (add $25 if you want a subline with a URL)

ADD $25 IF YOU WANT YOUR STICKERS TO BE PRINTED IN ANY OF THE "FANCY FONTS" (sorry, the "clicktape font" is no longer available, and YES, those are the only other fonts that I will use unless you bribe me!!!)

$75 fee for logo placement - you can submit a logo of up to 16 square inches in Adobe Illustrator format (black and white only). Artwork MUST be in Adobe Illustrator 8 compatible format, all fonts must be converted to outlines (Macromedia Freehand is OK too). Bonus - i will throw in an extra 100 stickers (in other words 200 for $100 - offer expires soon). RUSH DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE. If you want this option, please send your file via email attachment to logostix@unamerican.com.

$275 fee for custom color artwork - up to four colors (NOT CMYK!). Artwork MUST be in Adobe Illustrator 8 format, all fonts must be converted to outlines. NO PHOTOS - sorry! Bonus - you can choose your own dimensions (up to 25 sq. in) and i will throw in an extra 300 stickers (in other words 400 for $300 or 1300 for $475- offer expires soon). RUSH DELIVERY NOT AVAILABLE. All colors must be in Pantone. If you want this option, please send your file via email attachment to customstix@unamerican.com.

Add $275 if you want your stickers to be on chrome or silver sprinkly stock - you know, the cool amazing looks glinty in the sunlight, oh how deluxe!

DELIVERY TIME 6 WEEKS - $25 RUSH CHARGE FOR DELIVERY IN 2 WEEKS. I am so sorry it takes so long but that is seriously what kind of busy lunatic I've been for the longest time. I need to slow down or else I'm going to go CRAZY!!!

I need to add a shipping fee of $5 to each order to pay for the shipping from the factory to me, as well as the $3.20 priority mail amount. Just a heads up on that!