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while it may seem ironic, we now accept most major credit cards!

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Enter your order and shipping info into this form. This form is smart, see - it'll calculate the total amount you need to send us, INCLUDING the cost of shipping and sales tax (California residents only). You'll be asked to confirm your order on the next screen.

If you've got any questions or problems with the ordering process, please email me, !!!srini. And above all, THANK YOU for helping me keep this project alive!

!!!srini

T-SHIRTS

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100% Cotton Heavyweight Shirts - Only $15 each!!!

Check it out, we've got THREE NEW DESIGNS and some of 'em are even available in MEDIUMS!!! Yowza!!! Also, they now all sport the Unamerican flag logo on the back side - BONUS!!!

M L XL   M L XL
bomb the mall not for sale
fuck school set me free
Fuck with me, and I will
saw off your legs.
not yet available sinner
fuck work talk is cheap
fuck yeah, i'm weird unamerican
i am confused wage-slave
i guess i was punk once. we're doomed
jesus hates me whitey will pay
keep music evil not yet available your ad here

 

STICKERS

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accept no substitutes! pure vinyl, baby - $1 each

What can I say? I LOVE STICKERS!!! As far as I'm concerned, they're the coolest medum this side of the Internet, and you don't need a bloody computer to dig 'em!!! And with almost 250 designs, we've got something for everyone! And in case you want something we don't have, well hell, why not print your OWN damn slogan with us?

all politicians lie
america eats its young*
angry young & poor
animals are tasty
anti-fashion
are you important?
ask me about my pain*
avoid the stupid
be not half-assed
bike and destroy
bomb the mall
bored
coming soon!
born to chill
boycott gen-x crap
break some laws
broke*
california is overrated*
call in sick
capitalism kills me
cheer up emo kid
children know everything*
class war
clean people suck
clean your bong
coffee now dammit
combat the racist infrastructure*
conformist
confuse everyone
consider sobriety
cops smell funny
cult member
darn the gov't
defeated
destroy capitalism

destroy what bores you on sight*

die MTV die
die yuppie scum
don't fear the reaper*
don't get caught
don't let me fail
don't postpone joy
don't stop believing*
dope smokin' moron
drop the attitude
drugs fuck you up
drugs help alot
drugs suck alot
embrace violence
end civilization
end the USA
estrogen power
everyone is a prostitute
evil will triumph
fight fat phobia
focus dammit
freak pride
fuck all prejudice
fuck art let's kill
fuck censorship
fuck cigarettes
fuck decaf
fuck fast food
fuck school
fuck shit up
fuck slogans
fuck the right
fuck work*
fuck yeah i'm weird
fuck your lame ads
fugazify yourself
get a job junkie
goat-boy*
go back to your suburb*
go corporate
god is obsolete
godless commie scum
go fucking pray
gotta love hotties
graffiti makes sense
heal you fuckers
hedonism now!
hipster take a stand
homosexuality is fun
hug a revolutionary*
i am a bad ass
i am confused*
i don't do "techno"
i hate computers
i hate the rich
i know i'm right
i'm fucking metal
i'm in scenester hell
i'm killing the Earth!*
i'm so fucking beautiful*
impeach 'em all
inherit the earth
i represent GOD you fuck*
i still believe
it sure is fun masturbating*
i worship satan ha ha
jesus hates me
jesus just left
jesus was way cool
just be pure
keep music evil
kids love satan
laugh at assholes
legalize yourself
life isn't fair
linux is the shit
listen to Black Sabbath*
live free or die
live the chaos
louder than god
make it stop
make love not work
make yuppies suffer
marijuana heals
marxists get crazy laid
masturbate and be free
maybe partying will help*
mcdonalds isn't food
meat is gross
microsoft-free
microsoft must die
minimize bad things
my boss is a jerk
my dad's a cop too, couldja let me go now?*
my job sucks ass
my macintosh rules
my parents are nuts
my world is cold and without hope*
nature is pissed
no change sorry
no more bullshit
not of this earth
orgasm addict
orgasms are good
overthrow that shit
people are miracles
people before profit
pigs shouldn't rule
pigs vs. people
politics are boring
pornography needs you*
potheads against drugs
poverty sucks
punk rock girl
pure fuck*
quit being passive
race mixing is cool
racism is typical
read banned books
reagan was worse
reboot america
revolution
scare the square
seize liberty
self-employed
sell me drugs
sex toys rock
Sex with you would suck.*
shhhhhh. listen.
show me the way
shut up and dance
shut up hippy
sinner*
smash the state
so fucking deep
so many feelings
somebody dose me
somebody fix MUNI
some cops suck
stamp out reality
stop faking it